Now, he's not to be confused with the man with the blackberry/pager/hatzoloh radio.
This guy is different. He's much more unobtrusive, despite the fact that swinging pendulously from his belt loop is an astonishing array of keys in all shapes, sizes and colors.
This fellow has the key to EVERYTHING (even the key to bathroom door in your apartment when your two year old accidentally locks himself inside and can't figure out how to get himself out)!
He never takes them off.
He wears them to your children's wedding (even though every door in the wedding hall has a "shabbos combination lock" on the door).
He wears them to HIS childrens' weddings.
Does he really know what every single key in that conglomeration opens?
Do you think he has special belt loops affixed to his pajamas? (I sure hope he doesn't roll over in his sleep.....)