LOL, BTW... all part of our new lexicon.
But did you know that as you age, the same texting codes mean different things?
My day job is as the Director of a Senior Center and one of my members was kind enough to clue me in to the meaning of those same little letters for the 60+ set. I thought you might enjoy them as well.
Middle Age Texting Codes:
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder--
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
9 comments:
Way too funny!!!
This list is hilarious!!
I gotta say, LMDO is my favorite one!!
Love it! - thanks for the laugh!
thankfully the older people I know, even if suffering from various digestive and bathroom ailments, don't talk about it that much. clearly this list was generated by someone way younger than 60. sorry, G6, I find this in poor taste
Tired -
While I will not argue whether or not it is in good taste, I beg to differ with you regarding what seniors like to talk about.
I'm not sure how many seniors you are exposed to on a daily basis, but I will tell you that I interact personally with approximately 100 seniors daily and not a day goes by where they don't want to show me their catheter bag, their pacemaker scar in a compromising place, tell me about their dropped uterus or their recent colonoscopy and the subsequent aftereffects.
Sorry to burst your bubble.
I find this funny.
Lol! I've seen texting codes for seniors before, but I haven't seen these. These are funny!
oh, it's funny! but ug. but your right I don't know much about seniors your the expert there.
That was hilarious!
This is great. I've been working with seniors for most of my 30+ years as a social worker so I know them well. Now I just have to translate the codes into Hebrew!
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