Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Wednesday's Wacky Signs - Mail List Classifieds

.... otherwise entitled, "You can't make this stuff up"....

The following is an ACTUAL email list post and response from this week. I'm not sure what about it disturbs me more - the nonexistent command of the English language or the content.... You decide.

Original Posting:
"I'm looking for a full time frum babysitter in my home in Far Rockaway starting this coming September. The hours will be Mon-Thurs starting somewhere between 8 and 9:00 am -7:00 pm. My 3 yr old daughter will be in school from 9-3 and my 1 1/2 yr old will be home all day. Any and all suggestions are welcome."
Actual Response Received:
"i now some one who would be great but she is in brooklyn no car would need transportation with small dog can cook great glat kosher meals let me know"


itsagift said...

Gosh. That's funny. It took a few reads to get the second one...!

Y W said...

Maybe you could get a job teaching English at the YSRH boys high school.

ProfK said...

Gives new meaning to being time challenged, among other things.

nmf #7 said...

That is really funny. Thanks for the laugh.