.... otherwise entitled, "You can't make this stuff up"....
The following is an ACTUAL email list post and response from this week. I'm not sure what about it disturbs me more - the nonexistent command of the English language or the content.... You decide.
"I'm looking for a full time frum babysitter in my home in Far Rockaway starting this coming September. The hours will be Mon-Thurs starting somewhere between 8 and 9:00 am -7:00 pm. My 3 yr old daughter will be in school from 9-3 and my 1 1/2 yr old will be home all day. Any and all suggestions are welcome."
Actual Response Received:
"i now some one who would be great but she is in brooklyn no car would need transportation with small dog can cook great glat kosher meals let me know"