Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Wednesday's Wacky Ads

4 year old Morah available!!! Whoa! A child prodigy.

I suppose that I should be glad that she's only offering her services as an aleph beis tutor and not as a grammar tutor.

(Spotted in the Lakewood Shopper by blog reader Dovid B.
Keep sending in your photos, everybody.)

Now, I myself spotted this next ad in The Jewish Press this past week.

I'm not quite sure what kind of business they are really running over there, but maybe when the 4 year old morah grows up, she can work for them.....

(I like massages as much as the next person, but I don't really think that this is the best way to get them...)


s l said...

At least the 4 year old morah could get a job in todays economy.

ProfK said...

What, is this payback for my having mentioned too early that yom tov is coming?! School doesn't start for a few weeks yet and here you have the types of errors I get on papers all the time--please, let me enjoy a few more weeks of peace. And the Press, by the way, prides itself on the skills of its editors.

Rivki Silver said...

Classic! Those are great. It seems like the 4-year-old Morah is a natural result of putting kids in school or school-like programs earlier and earlier. Now, not only do they learn earlier, but they can also contribute to the family's incomes! Or, maybe it's a way for her to start saving for her chassunah.